Here it is. 4 years in the making, every single recorded instance of vandalism on the Nickelback wikipedia page. I’ve wanted to do this for a long time, and now, thanks to the help of the plucky Collegehumor interns Nat and Tom, the dream has become a reality.
Digg it if you’d be so kind.
perfection.
Fear not, Nickelback. I can only assume Jay Mariotti feels your pain.
Three chicks at the Roundtable this week and a Nobel Peace Prize for Obama are no match for George Will’s periodic episodes of narcolepsy.
But it’s up for Why Your Stadium Sucks at Deadspin:
I attended a Royals game in 2006 or 2007 in which, after a brief rain shower in the early innings, my two friends and I comprised three-fifths of the attendees in section 146. And section 144. And section 142. And section 140.
By a strange coincidence, I also knew the other two attendees. Big-time Major League Baseball at its best.
ZOMG Jesus, you make me LOL!!
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ASKING FOR COLDER WEATHER:
Tom Skilling: Snow Possible by Monday
With the incoming air mass unseasonably cool, cloud level temperatures definitely support the possibility of snow by the end of the weekend.
If there are to be any snowflakes in the air, the period in which they would most likely occur would be Sunday night into perhaps Monday morning.
I love fall in Chicago! (It was more fun when there was a baseball team in the playoffs though.)
Yep, nothing like a shootout loss to ease those goaltending concerns—or to show those Europeans the retarded manner in which we settle ties here in the States.
(Photo of people gathered in downtown Chicago reacting to news that the IOC is a bunch of jerks by Tannen Maury/European Pressphoto Agency via the NY Times)
Thank you for coming out to show your support for our little diversion from the city’s more pressing problems. Now feel free to enjoy finding a ride home via the CTA system that will continue its regularly scheduled struggle for survival and customer satisfaction.
vela:
“American Girl” by Tom Petty
fuckyeahgainesville
Tom Petty is a total thrasher.
Reminds me of Silence of the Lambs every time I hear it.
Agreed. The hell if I’ll ever help anybody loading a sofa into a van.
Charles Rocket got fired the next day when he did it.
Ken Tucker’s hoping the show—and the FCC—will forgive Jenny Slate for when she did it.
“I can’t review the show. But I can say that he is—I’m not talking about him, as a person … because everybody likes him. And my bet is he really is a good guy. In a business filled with bad people, he’s supposed to be a nice guy. But, that—what he does and the way he does it, is bad for humankind. And whatever escapes from there, that’s beamed to televisions, and goes out to other planets, is bad for whatever form of life is on those planets when it eventually gets there. I just resent that the … the superficiality—that if you have an opportunity to ask real questions of real people and you have that forum, that place to … to actually care about stuff, to tell jokes that matter maybe, to use humor to make a point. I mean, I don’t know—”What are you doing?” The pandering glad-handling of audience members turns my stomach. And if anybody remembers “SCTV,” and for anybody for whom “SCTV” mattered as much as it did for me, “The Sammy Maudlin Show”? It was a brilliant satire of late-night TV talk. He’s become Sammy-freakin’-Maudlin. That’s who that’s become. And I don’t know what it’s POINT is.”
