
“The Producer can do pretty much anything they want with your life story, including misrepresent it.”
“Canned Unicorn Meat” was a great parody product/April Fools joke from ThinkGeek.
What’s even more hilarious is that they got a cease-and-desist letter from someone who didn’t quite get the joke, in this brand-protection #epicfail:
“The very special but also very real letter is from the National Pork Board, who claims we’re infringing on the slogan “The Other White Meat,” a slogan they’re apparently thinking about phasing out anyways.”
(ThinkGeek :: Blurgh! The ThinkGeek Blog - Officially our best-ever cease and desist)
Really:

That’s Craig Kimbrel, No. 46, for those of you keeping score at home …
UPDATE: Shortly after I posted this, Kimbrel got sent to Triple-A. Sorry, kid …
Uhh…
aw, maaaaaaaaan.
“Luscious, smooth, sweet and fun,” you say? Thanks for offering, but I think I’m just going to keep looking for that Cupcake ice cream.