49 ACROSS: “Fuhgeddaboudit!” = “NOT ON A DARE”?
Huh?

49 ACROSS: “Fuhgeddaboudit!” = “NOT ON A DARE”?

Huh?

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“The Producer can do pretty much anything they want with your life story, including misrepresent it.”
One of the many priceless stipulations in a standard MTV “Real World” Cast-Member contract
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All the debt ceiling talk is taking its toll.

All the debt ceiling talk is taking its toll.

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jacquesofalltrades:

“Canned Unicorn Meat” was a great parody product/April Fools joke from ThinkGeek.  
What’s even more hilarious is that they got a cease-and-desist letter from someone who didn’t quite get the joke, in this brand-protection #epicfail:
“The very special but also very real letter is from the National Pork Board, who claims we’re infringing on the slogan “The Other White Meat,” a slogan they’re apparently thinking about phasing out anyways.”
(ThinkGeek :: Blurgh! The ThinkGeek Blog - Officially our best-ever cease and desist)

Really:

jacquesofalltrades:

“Canned Unicorn Meat” was a great parody product/April Fools joke from ThinkGeek.  

What’s even more hilarious is that they got a cease-and-desist letter from someone who didn’t quite get the joke, in this brand-protection #epicfail:

“The very special but also very real letter is from the National Pork Board, who claims we’re infringing on the slogan “The Other White Meat,” a slogan they’re apparently thinking about phasing out anyways.”

(ThinkGeek :: Blurgh! The ThinkGeek Blog - Officially our best-ever cease and desist)

Really:

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amilniazi:

That’s racist.

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That’s Craig Kimbrel, No. 46, for those of you keeping score at home …
UPDATE: Shortly after I posted this, Kimbrel got sent to Triple-A. Sorry, kid …

That’s Craig Kimbrel, No. 46, for those of you keeping score at home …

UPDATE: Shortly after I posted this, Kimbrel got sent to Triple-A. Sorry, kid …

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(via studentloansforbeermoney)
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florencio:

Friday’s (funny) Photos

I think the squirrel’s actually telling the old guy not to say anything.

florencio:

Friday’s (funny) Photos

I think the squirrel’s actually telling the old guy not to say anything.

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iwarnachild:

tumblgr:

Uhh…

aw, maaaaaaaaan.

“Luscious, smooth, sweet and fun,” you say? Thanks for offering, but I think I’m just going to keep looking for that Cupcake ice cream.

iwarnachild:

tumblgr:

Uhh…

aw, maaaaaaaaan.

“Luscious, smooth, sweet and fun,” you say? Thanks for offering, but I think I’m just going to keep looking for that Cupcake ice cream.

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mudwerks:helenofdestroy:geneticmutations:w-fortune
Be the ball …
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GPOYW
(Thanks terrormarie)

GPOYW

(Thanks terrormarie)

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While leaving a comment on a blog authored by my sister, no less.

While leaving a comment on a blog authored by my sister, no less.

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baldysour:

juliasegal:
Steven Tyler of Aerosmith…WTF…Dude looks like a lady grandma!
could it be?????

First thought before reading caption: “Wow, Julia Roberts looks like shit these days.”

baldysour:

juliasegal:

Steven Tyler of Aerosmith…WTF…Dude looks like a lady grandma!

could it be?????

First thought before reading caption: “Wow, Julia Roberts looks like shit these days.”

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