Does corn count as an amber wave of grain? It would seem that Mitt Romney delivered his “rousing, impromptu” stump victory speech enough times before the Iowa caucus to know for sure.

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“For the record, I believe Sarah Palin is a true statesman whose experience as a failed vice presidential candidate, half-term governor, and eight-episode reality show star has fully prepared her to take control of our nuclear arsenal.”
STEPHEN COLBERT, clarifying his earlier sentiments about Sarah Palin, on The Colbert Report. (via inothernews)
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“It could have happened to anyone … whose producers can’t tell black people apart.”

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“My guest is Nobel Prize-winning economist and New York Times columnist Paul Krugman. Well, if he knows so much about money, why is he working for a newspaper?”
Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
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“If you’re serious about wanting to compete on the Internet, why don’t newspapers have a huge porn section?”
Stephen Colbert, asking a question of the Newspaper Association of America (via inothernews)
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“California banned gay marriage. Whats next, Iowa bans corn?”
Stephen Colbert (via soupsoup)
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“I for one appreciate the McCain campaign treating us like children. McCain will bring us back to a simpler time. A time when you could identify your neighbors’ jobs by the hats they wore. Like Sam the Fireman, Bill the Cowboy and Jose the stereotype. These are the people in your neighborhood. The people that you meet when you’re walking down the street. They’re the people that you meet each day. And what the people in your neighborhood, the Joe the Plumber, the Wendy the Waitress need are tax cuts for the wealthy and off shore drilling. They don’t need universal health care or last names.”
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