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murtskered [AT] gmail [DOT] com</description><title>excitable honky</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @excitablehonky)</generator><link>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>trampledunderfoot:

Wicked Blood — Sea Wolf
</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/285619175/tumblr_ku55kgmG6W1qa4jks&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://trampledunderfoot.tumblr.com/post/269289915"&gt;trampledunderfoot&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Wicked Blood — Sea Wolf&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/285619175</link><guid>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/285619175</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:10:57 -0600</pubDate><category>Sea Wolf</category><category>audio</category></item><item><title>"Eli, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch."</title><description>
via</description><link>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/285603323</link><guid>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/285603323</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:58:58 -0600</pubDate><category>KSK</category><category>gif</category></item><item><title>“Across the Universe” — Fiona Apple</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/285532914/tumblr_kuq618nKwA1qz8qeg&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;“Across the Universe” — Fiona Apple&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/285532914</link><guid>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/285532914</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:07:56 -0600</pubDate><category>Fiona Apple</category><category>audio</category><category>cover song</category><category>The Beatles</category></item><item><title>writer-a:

Can’t be unseen, but can be purchased at...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kum7maeCJx1qzqg12o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://writer-a.tumblr.com/post/282336755/cant-be-unseen-but-can-be-purchased-at"&gt;writer-a&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Can’t be unseen, but can be purchased at ubrettcha.com&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Look at that, I just puked blood.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wow.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/282375339</link><guid>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/282375339</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:21:46 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>“Frontin’” — Pharrell</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/282146334/tumblr_kum0ribOUI1qz8qeg&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;“Frontin’” — Pharrell&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/282146334</link><guid>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/282146334</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:23:42 -0600</pubDate><category>N*E*R*D</category><category>audio</category><category>The Neptunes</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukxd7iZNg1qz8qego1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/282145441</link><guid>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/282145441</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:23:00 -0600</pubDate><category>Monsters of the Midway</category></item><item><title>“This Week with Terry Moran”? He already had his...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YooKkyikXw0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YooKkyikXw0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“&lt;a href="http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/281934120/george-stephanopoulos-also-made-it-official-today"&gt;This Week with Terry Moran&lt;/a&gt;”? He already had his “moment for the history books.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/281937248</link><guid>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/281937248</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 12:32:00 -0600</pubDate><category>Me fail English? That's unpossible.</category><category>DROP</category></item><item><title>George Stephanopoulos also made it official today that he would...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kulsq5H0GK1qz8qego1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;George Stephanopoulos also &lt;a href="http://blogs.abcnews.com/george/2009/12/thank-you.html"&gt;made it official&lt;/a&gt; today that he would be reinventing himself (&lt;a href="http://gawker.com/5422581/choir-boy-to-power-player-to-morning-host-george-stephanopoulos-career-in-eight-steps"&gt;&lt;i&gt;again&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;), so now I guess it’s fair to wonder about &lt;a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/10/AR2009121004313.html"&gt;possible less-than-satisfying successors&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Stephanopoulos will continue hosting Washington-based “This Week” for a few weeks while ABC picks a successor, with such names as White House correspondent Jake Tapper and “Nightline” co-anchor Terry Moran being bandied about. Stephanopoulos originally wanted to hang on to both programs but came to realize that was untenable.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/281934120</link><guid>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/281934120</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 12:30:04 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>jasontheexploder:

Brian Cox teaches a two-year-old the “To be...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/loDMRzPiCic&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/loDMRzPiCic&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jasontheexploder.tumblr.com/post/281910537/brian-cox-teaches-a-two-year-old-the-to-be-or-not"&gt;jasontheexploder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Brian Cox teaches a two-year-old the “To be or not to be” speech from &lt;i&gt;Hamlet.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This’ll make somebody’s day …&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/281933679</link><guid>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/281933679</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 12:29:42 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>George Will, after they showed that other Nike ad:

He’s...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6oTMosZ76b8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6oTMosZ76b8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=9324304"&gt;George Will&lt;/a&gt;, after they showed &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAnlcW_ILyw"&gt;that other Nike ad&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He’s not just a celebrity of the sort Daniel Boorstin talked about: a celebrity being well known for their well-knownness. That’s Paris Hilton. We tend to forget Tiger Woods is a really good golfer, and people are going to pay to see him do that and people are going to forgive him and they’re going to quit looking at him as an example.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/281885883</link><guid>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/281885883</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 11:47:00 -0600</pubDate><category>George Will</category><category>George Stephanopoulos</category><category>Hooray America</category></item><item><title>onefootinthegrave:

(via topherchris)

“Maybe you were...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukqdesF4V1qz4u07o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://onefootinthegrave.tumblr.com/post/281852458/via-topherchris"&gt;onefootinthegrave&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://topherchris.com/"&gt;topherchris&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“&lt;a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=OTzgXwoyRkEC&amp;pg=PA15&amp;lpg=PA15&amp;dq=Bill+Hicks+maybe+you+were+conceived+with+a+weak+sperm&amp;source=bl&amp;ots=h-m6s5Fxw5&amp;sig=iM6oiBc6ZBFFXmT3Mi-RZ8NSgb0&amp;hl=en&amp;ei=rCElS4mZO4GmMO7qpccL&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=book_result&amp;ct=result&amp;resnum=3&amp;ved=0CAsQ6AEwAg#v=onepage&amp;q=&amp;f=false"&gt;Maybe you were conceived with a weak sperm. Maybe your dad was jacking off and your mom sat on it at the last second&lt;/a&gt;.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/281858001</link><guid>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/281858001</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 11:20:52 -0600</pubDate><category>Bush Basher</category><category>Bill Hicks</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuksob0byE1qz8qego1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/281243697</link><guid>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/281243697</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 23:31:23 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>scottfriday:

inothernews:

Reblog this to have Republican...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kujzvsAG5z1qz82gvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://scottfriday.tumblr.com/post/280573738/inothernews-reblog-this-to-have-republican"&gt;scottfriday&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://inothernews.tumblr.com/post/280547186/reblog-this-to-have-republican-national-committee"&gt;inothernews&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Reblog this to have Republican National Committee chairman Michael Steele and an unidentified RNC intern mock your Tumblr avatar. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;(h/t to &lt;a href="http://chuffedlittlemuffin.tumblr.com/post/280541437/tpms-gallery-of-michael-steele-with-rnc-interns"&gt;chuffedlittlemuffin&lt;/a&gt; for finding this awesome in the first place)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i call this piece “two white guys pointing at a honky.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Scott Friday can obviously &lt;a href="http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/4027/pointingathonky.jpg"&gt;see into the future&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/280736277</link><guid>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/280736277</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 16:12:00 -0600</pubDate><category>DROP</category></item><item><title>“Gotta Get Away” — The Offspring
Offspring &gt;...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/280700106/tumblr_kuk6qsayWu1qz8qeg&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;“Gotta Get Away” — The Offspring&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Offspring &gt; Formspring&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/280700106</link><guid>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/280700106</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:37:00 -0600</pubDate><category>The Offspring</category><category>audio</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuifrn21uQ1qz8qego1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/279436539</link><guid>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/279436539</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:57:21 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuifel5CJv1qz8qego1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/279428403</link><guid>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/279428403</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:49:30 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>“Someone To Love” — Fountains of Wayne</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/278937578/tumblr_kuhq3d5iT61qz8qeg&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;“Someone To Love” — Fountains of Wayne&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/278937578</link><guid>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/278937578</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 07:42:49 -0600</pubDate><category>FoW</category><category>audio</category></item><item><title>Perfect summation of my trial run in fantasy football. Maybe...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuho3oYURs1qz8qego1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Perfect summation of my trial run in fantasy football. Maybe next year I can actually draft my own team so I don’t end up with such a roster of fucktards.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m happier &lt;a href="http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/273442824/repeat-after-me-it-is-always-better-to-be-lucky"&gt;dominating&lt;/a&gt; the confidence pool anyway.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/278904065</link><guid>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/278904065</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:59:47 -0600</pubDate><category>fantasy football</category><category>NFL</category><category>KSK</category></item><item><title>Barry Petchesky:

If the All-Star Game was held today, Tracy...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuhnff7JxI1qz8qego1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/5423790/your-voting-is-bad-and-you-should-feel-bad"&gt;Barry Petchesky&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If the All-Star Game was held today, Tracy McGrady would be a starting guard for the West. He’s number two in the voting with 281,545 ballots cast, behind only Kobe but ahead of more deserving players like [Ed Note: Rather than list the more deserving players, &lt;a href="http://www.nba.com/statistics/player/Minutes.jsp?season=22009&amp;league=00&amp;conf=OVERALL&amp;qualified=N&amp;position=5&amp;splitType=9&amp;yearsExp=-1&amp;splitDD=All+Teams&amp;pager.offset=0"&gt;here is a link&lt;/a&gt; to the list of the 86 Western Conference guards who have actually played this year.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/278893461</link><guid>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/278893461</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:45:00 -0600</pubDate><category>Deadspin</category><category>NBA</category></item><item><title>passthemike:

“I’m still standing” - Elton John
</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/278854523/tumblr_kugiy1RIEI1qzr4e1&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://passthemike.tumblr.com/post/277997922/im-still-standing-elton-john"&gt;passthemike&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“I’m still standing” - Elton John&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/278854523</link><guid>http://excitablehonky.tumblr.com/post/278854523</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 05:51:18 -0600</pubDate><category>Elton John</category><category>audio</category></item></channel></rss>
