Get out of the DUIs like the pros, kids.* OK, well actually it’s just a minor league gig that Chris Chelios has these days in Chicago, but whatever he is, he’ll be driving again as a judge ruled Westmont police lacked probable cause when making the arrest in December. Chelios was able to use past knee surgeries to negate the results of the field tests he did perform and refused the breathalyzer.
Of course, the most shocking thing to me personally as both an avid fan of the Chicago Blackhawks as well as an ashamed DUI-offender myself was my immediate thought being, “Chris Chelios lives with his parents?”
* — You know, if you live in the towns where the cops have cameras in the cars and don’t try to frame you. Not that I’m thinking of anywhere in particular …
