January 2009
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“I don’t get the obsession with getting head. It’s not an end in and of itself....”
– Jason (via pterodactyls)
Yeah, well, obviously spoken by somebody who hasn’t had the “restaurants” where “chips and salsa” aren’t served because they “don’t do that.”
As Chris Rock put it:
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poortaste:
Mocean Worker - Tickle It
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“Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil.”
– Henry Fielding
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bowlingalleylawyer:
mabelmoments:
tesslynch:
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“You can’t save a damsel if she loves her distress.”
– (via justinesamantha)
Reblogged for a certain girl in my life.
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muppetpants:
mandalay:insomniacpowerhour:
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stupidinboston:
molls:
Take Me Home Tonight -...
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Help a Honky out
My buddy Jon’s uncle is trying to become the White House farmer (no, I didn’t know that existed either). If you’d like that position to be filled by somebody who has a passion for organic and sustainable farming, Bill Becker is your guy. He would appreciate your vote:
There is an effort to develop the White House garden to show America the value of locally grown organic food...
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I guess that makes me feel a little better
My Super Bowl prediction will determine whether I finish above or below .500 for playoff picks this year, but it’s not like anybody’s perfect:
How difficult is it to pick 10 National Football League playoff games correctly? None of the 10,976 New York Times readers who entered our Inside the Playbook Challenge did so. Even the current leader — “asasso01,” who earned 261 points...
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ginobambino:
Andrew WK - Party Hard
I want this...
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weirdest/strangest place you have ever had sex?
jhnbrssndn:
snuh:
copetes:
sunnycyl:
iammattjordan:
havent-got-a-prayer:
saintnate:
justinesamantha:
(via candiedjamz)
laundry room. why didn’t anyone else respond? prudes.
Drum closet, between classes in the band room.
JCPenny dressing room.
Behind a church.
U-Haul storage room.
At Mcdonalds downTown Queretaro (México)
Phone booth
At an ATM in the Covent Garden...
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About time somebody said this
James Grossman in today’s Trib:
Lynchings were public spectacles. Photographs show large crowds with men hoisting young children to give them a better view. Some were announced beforehand in the newspaper. And lynchings were brutal. Men’s testicles were cut off. Fingers were chopped off and sold as keepsakes. Victims were hanged, and then often burned.
Apparently I wasn’t the...
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So THAT'S why Anquan Boldin was so upset on Sunday →
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jhnbrssndn:
The Clash - I’m So Bored With the...
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michaelmcgee:
beverlyhasablog:
jimrock:
Ice...
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Sorry to say it
urbanredneck:
busstopromance:
But Bush had to be president so Obama could be. If things went peachy Obama would not have had the same message to dispel during the campaign throwing the hope/change message out the window. So, in a way, Bush was a good thing. He was kind of like a night of really hard drinking: it’s hard to tell how badly you’ve fucked things up until it’s over and once the...
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“It’s just a handful of people that run everything, and that’s provable… I have...”
– Bill Hicks (via errorgorilla) (via jhnbrssndn)
Don’t forget the response to that.
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WatchYes, that’s who was missing today.
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JFK's speech was 18 minutes, Obama's speech was 18...
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brooklynmutt:
- Michael Beschloff on msnbc
By that logic, let’s hope he never goes to Dallas.
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jeffcagle:
The Blackhawks started a promotion in the past couple weeks with the Illinois Lottery where a fan would win $1 million if the Hawks scored a goal during the second period exactly at the 10:00 mark during any home game. Sounds like long odds and a pretty safe bet the Lotto would be getting cheap PR without having to make any big payouts, right?
It just happened.
Kind of gives new...
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poortaste:
“Someone on yahoo asked “What if i smoked weed just one time only?”
One of the replies: “You shouldn’t even try it. You may get addicted to it even just with one use. I heard you get dizzy and you can have flashbacks even decades after your usage. Don’t do it!””
God, I wish that was true.
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inothernews:
randyhaddock:
Rod Stewart – Ooh La...
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golfcake:
Everclear-Santa Monica
I will never...
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michaelmcgee:
bitchville:
Outkast - Rosa Parks
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“If they’ll kill a president, I won’t live to be forty.”
– MLK at JFK’s funeral (via moamy)
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i'm a little racist.
saintnate:
When there’s a big party of people who look like they could be my cousins, who drink overrated shit, and they don’t tip well, I’ll likely refer to that party as The Math Club.
That’s a much kinder name than most of my co-workers have for the same groups.
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Not very funny, Chelsea →
I mean, the Ravens haven’t even won yet.
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wooliebear:
hoarr:
The Darkness - Growing On...
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